Rejectable
‘I just prefer the company of women. I’m a bit like Samantha in Sex and the City...but without the city....or the sex.’
My History With Fighting Fantasy
I’m ten years old and staying in my best friend’s summerhouse one weekend while his dad attempts to do up my battered old BMX bike.
Don’t Make Eye Contact
I’d only been working as a shift runner at Blockbuster Video for a few days when the incident happened, and I remember thinking that it was a perfect reflection of my luck that had it happened just a week before then none of it – none of it - would have been my responsibility.
Career Options
When my writing career didn’t explode as I wanted it to (that wouldn’t happen for another two years), I headed to Ramsgate town to see what work was available.
The Haunted Tower
Dominating the Ramsgate skyline, the Granville Hotel is now a (mostly) restored and beautifully unusual landmark.
Scaredy Cat
It would be easy to say that I don’t like cats and cats don’t like me, but it’s just nowhere near as simple as that.
Moving People
When I left school, it was pretty much agreed that I wouldn’t amount to anything.
Chasing the Dragon
It didn’t happen like this. I know it didn’t. Yet this is how I always remember it.

