Your Daughter Just Bit Me

“I’m sorry to bother you, but your daughter just bit me.”

I immediately do that thing I always do, where I pretend to be looking at my phone but move CLOSER to the argument to get the best seat in the house should these two kick off and fly into a frenzy of face-slapping, hair-pulling chaos.

When I do turn around, I’m rather surprised to see two practically identical-looking women freeze-framed in that awkward moment that all parents have when their small children draw them into a confrontation. And off we go…..