Big Boned

“Ah, young Mr Stone: do come in!” “Thanks, Doc!”

“You look good.”

“Thanks! I feel great!”

“Indeed. Do take a seat. Now....um.....your mother tells me you’ve lost six stone in two months?”

I grin at the doctor, uncross my legs and lean back in the chair like some sort of Weight Loss GOD. “Ha! And THEN some.....I’ve actually lost nearly seven stone in total! Seven STONE!”

“In two months?”

“Damn straight.”

“That’s amazing, Mr Stone. What are you eating?”