The Tamagotchi Test (2018)
“Daddy? I want a hamster.”
“You’re not having a hamster.”
“Why?”
“The ant died.”
“The ant wasn’t even REAL.”
“It was real.”
“It WASN’T!”
“Look – if you put something down on the floor and it runs away, it’s real.”
The Early Crowd (2023)
Are you sleeping comfortably? Then I’ll begin….
There’s a community in Thanet that you probably don’t know anything about: I say that with some confidence because I’m a member of that community, and there’s only about twenty of us.