Don’t Talk Garbage (1987)

During the 80s, there were many reasons to hang out at Ramsgate Pleasurama that didn’t involve queuing up for Golden Axe or Double Dragon. One of these was to trade and collect something so priceless and valuable that you didn’t even need to name it: you simply stood there chewing the free bubblegum that came with each pack and waited for somebody to wander up with the question, the ultimate question, the question of Life, the Universe and Everything.

‘You got Oliver Twisted?’

‘Sort of: I’ve got Dizzy Dave?’

‘NO. NO. NO. That’s totally different.’

‘It’s the SAME card.’