The Tamagotchi Test (2018)
“Daddy? I want a hamster.”
“You’re not having a hamster.”
“Why?”
“The ant died.”
“The ant wasn’t even REAL.”
“It was real.”
“It WASN’T!”
“Look – if you put something down on the floor and it runs away, it’s real.”
Why We All Miss Blockbuster Video (2023)
It’s a dark and rainy Friday night in Ramsgate sometime during September 2001 and I’m running the late shift at Blockbuster Video. I’m standing at the counter facing down a monster of a guy with a chin like an anvil who I just KNOW is going to be trouble. He is GLARING at me.
‘Say that again, mate?’