Serial: The Abrasion List Part 1 (2026)
I find Kimiko quite abrasive, so I’ve decided to kill her before she comes to my room tonight and kills me. I know it sounds paranoid or even delusional, but Kimiko has threatened to kill me tons of times and in a very real sense she never gives up. The second anyone suggests a game or a trial or literally any sort of life-or-death contest, she’s immediately in if the opportunity involves snuffing out her favourite victim in some way. We even played this co-op once where she deliberately tanked the entire team just so that I would die as a by-product of the loss.
Like I say, Kimiko is coming for me…but I’m going to get her first.
Serial: Maze Chimps Part 1 (2026)
The poster was pinned so high on the wall that Cramp, a good head taller than anyone else in the party, had to stand on tiptoe to reach it. The images were much like the others they’d seen hastily scrawled on different walls of the building. This particular example contained five crude drawings under a bold heading in a custom font.
‘Maze Chimps,’ said Limbo, clearly working on the assumption that nobody else in the group could read. ‘Look, Bro – that one is definitely YOU.’