Serial: The Abrasion List Part 1 (2026)
I find Kimiko quite abrasive, so I’ve decided to kill her before she comes to my room tonight and kills me. I know it sounds paranoid or even delusional, but Kimiko has threatened to kill me tons of times and in a very real sense she never gives up. The second anyone suggests a game or a trial or literally any sort of life-or-death contest, she’s immediately in if the opportunity involves snuffing out her favourite victim in some way. We even played this co-op once where she deliberately tanked the entire team just so that I would die as a by-product of the loss.
Like I say, Kimiko is coming for me…but I’m going to get her first.
Short Story: Dances With Drumsticks (2022)
Apathy Jackson was overtaking a bus outside the chicken graveyard when one of his neek LifeCode followers triggered an engine failure. The car glanced the verge with a scrape of metal, and the tyres screamed as he struggled to turn into the spin, trying to force a frantic smile when all six of the internal cameras sprang into life.
‘Okay, which one of you found a brain cell?’ he growled into the nearest lens, almost biting off his own tongue when the steering column locked and the vehicle finally shuddered to a halt.
The monitor screen spat out a series of comments which projected onto the windscreen in bold, angry fonts.