Smoking Frogs

My son, Sebastian, is a cute, squishy little monster... but sometimes he does things that are just... a bit out of left field. Here’s one recent example:

So, I’m lying in bed, and I’m reading a fantastic book under the warm glow of my bedside lamp. I’ve gone up early because I’m completely wiped out, but this novel has me completely captivated....and the sound of my wife’s late-night EastEnders marathon has become a background buzz.

Then my wife comes into the room.