Controlling People with a ZX Spectrum Joystick in Marks & Spencer

I’m actually worried that we might get kicked out of Marks & Spencer. The security here is top notch and, despite the fact that we’re not actually doing anything wrong, we are drawing a lot of unwanted attention from the other customers in the restaurant. I guess it’s because we’re being quite noisy. 

‘The blonde! The blonde!’ 

‘NOT the blonde: go for the old lady, Jay!’ 

‘You said THE BLONDE!’ 

‘I changed it to the old lady!’